Didn't make it to the negotiation because I managed to pick up a fucking blonde

19-year-old virgin invited a whore to gain experience

No money for pretty eyes, only for a blowjob and a round ass

So I lived to see this day — Shinaryen let me cum in my pussy

Cooked breakfast and asked for a creampie — isn't that a good morning?

Lily, stop pretending to be asleep or my balls are cramping up

Catch a foolproof way to fuck a girl — really works

Honey, the car is fucked, but at least we're going to go and get laid

I'm afraid to sleep alone, so I'll go to my brother and let him comfort me and fuck me

Sister, do you think I'll give you money for sex? You're so naive

Studying is boring, but if I show my tits I'll be on my dick

If you want me to cum, fuck me sideways, because that's my favorite position

So as not to buy an expensive New Year's present, just suck it beautifully

I'm a doctor and I know how to treat — only a blowjob and sex can help

I promised my friend I wouldn't touch her pussy

You want to piss off your ex? So don't be shy and show your pussy

Wow — ordered a whore in GTA 5, and she really gave me

The girls were fucking so softly, and the men came in and made them squeal

Is your lover's sister jerking off to porn? That's not okay, we should fuck her

Since you're banging a sex doll again, why don't you stick it in me on the way?

She said I could come wherever I wanted, so I chose creampie

He watched too much porn and fondled his beloved — his whole hand is in squirt!

My wife is not at home, and my neighbor has already spread her legs, it's embarrassing to refuse

Is that the masseuse's lack of pain, or did I order a whore? She squeezed out all the sperm